joke time!

joke time!

on loop: water runs dry ~ boyz II men

o eto na mga kids! joke time na 'to! (cue in jologs music) *mwahehehehe*

Who is the/is....

Chinese born during the night? Andy Lim
born blind? Kenneth Sy
born being swindled? Lino Koh
born while cooking? Nilo Toh
born as 10th child? Sam Poo
born while being courted? Lily Gaw
born fat? Bob Uy
born cannot walk? Kent Go
born little? Kathy Ting
born with real estate? Lot Te
born different? Eva Yan
born with porridge? Lino Gaw
born looking for someone? Allen Sia
born while counterfeiting? Faye King
born during Sunday? Lyn Goh
born with malice? Mali Sia
born angry with someone? Ally Tan
born with picture? Lara Huan
born with sweets? Ken Dee
born undefined? Sam Ting
born while taking a bath? Lily Goh
born while buying? Bill Lee
born secretly? Tina Goh
born pretty and sexy and perfect? shempre ako lang! (ito yung pinakamalupet na joke... yung punchline baga hahahaha)

wala nang gagaya, ok? (thanks nga pala dun sa pinag-kopyahan ko nito ahehehe) joke :D

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anyway. i had my final interview for THE job last night at 9PM... needless to say, i bombed it, totally. i did not expect it to go THAT bad. we were around 20 to 30 in a room and the interviewer (a really intimidating guy (pa-girl? no doubt 'bout it) whom, i hate to admit, had a really good head on his shoulders) just started throwing questions at random people (he pulled out resumes and shit), thing is, that wouldn't have been so bad but he made it so much worse by totally interrogating you and (the perfect word) attacking you by refuting your answers. gawrsh. worst interview i've had my entire life. i was shaking so bad from being rattled so much. i was doing allright throughout the application prcedure (exams, orientations, interviews) but when it came to him, i knew i had reached the end of that streak. he was demanding and unnerving all at the same time. to cut the longstory short, i still got the job. hooray! kinda tired right now so i'll elaborate on the job description later on. the feeling of being accepted was something else... i didn't expect to be so happy about it. haha, and relieved na rin, i guess. i am now officially a working individual. damn weird. anyway, bahala na. joke time na lang uli tayo! hehehe :)